what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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hey, my names mark.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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