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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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