- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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