tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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