- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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