- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

woman's rights

Sharvil has aids 4 times

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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