What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

irish man drinking john smiths

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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