what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

tommy is retared

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

masturbating on a tarc bus

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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