- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Dwight Howard

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

European on my shoes, buddy.

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