- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What hurts like hell? HELL

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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