- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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