whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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