What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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The Game.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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