- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What's brown and sticky? Anal

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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