- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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