- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Cancer.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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