How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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