- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Do you know what color comes after 9?

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Amazing

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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