- Anti Joke

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Punching a baby

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A dog was barking at a tree

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Jack Stevens

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.