chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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