- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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