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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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