- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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