- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Mitt Romney

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

this is not a drill.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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