- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

James Patrick Campbell

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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