- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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