- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

A train poops its pants.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

It says so on your cap.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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