- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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