Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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