What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Lololol

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Basically

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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