- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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