- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Don't believe in Atheists.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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