- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

homosexuals are gay

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

minorities.....

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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