what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

the holocaust

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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