- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

david weres the slug gone

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Okay.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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