- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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