How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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