What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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