- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

I like colin but not as much as apple

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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