- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

I like the color potato.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

u suck

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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