What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

I'm Batman.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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