- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

black chicken. kfc

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

every knight i see an owl at window

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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