- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Long joke Your such a downey

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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