Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

i love to lick...

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

dyslexics of the world untie!

Julian Ha.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Long joke Your such a downey

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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