- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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