- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Sixty... eight

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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