Roses are red.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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