- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

Whats two plus two? Miles

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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