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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

._____________________. Whale!

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Adam Chebali has no life

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Poop.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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