- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

AIDS

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

The EPA.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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