- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Massie is a fatass

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Gay republicans

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Knock knock Come in

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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