- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

JUST KIDDING^

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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