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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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The EPA.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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