- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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