What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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