There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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So does Blake

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Women's rights

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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