- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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