What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Bitch

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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