- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

the economy.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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