- Anti Joke

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

in soviet russia, cow milks you

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died