Lil Wayne

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

I'm Batman.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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