- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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