How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Basically

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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BOTTOM!!!

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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