"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

You idiot.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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