A man goes to the potty.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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