Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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