Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What's 9+10? 19.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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