Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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im gay

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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