These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Please Rape William Wright

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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whats 2+2? math.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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